glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

  • my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
  • me: actually its 10:58

dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price

  • person: you look dead
  • me: thanks

zabuza:

when kids stare at you for a long time

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lactoria:

hey you

*pokes ur cheek*

you sure are cute

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.